Thursday, August 18, 2011

Skunk Alley

I've decided that the area starting just southeast of Knoxville and running to Rome will henceforth be referred to as skunk alley. On my last drive through, at night mind you, I was privy to not one, not two, but a half dozen dead skunks on the side of the road. Have you not had the privilege of smelling a skunk? Well, take a swing through the area. Stopped up nose? Sinus issues? Dry eyes? Overweight? Dead skunk can and will cure all of those issues with one whiff. Breath in deep and your sinuses magically clear! Inhale the aroma and your dry eyes are POOF!!! watering, wet eyes! Bite off a taste and your appetite is a thing of the past!

MAGIC SKUNK!!!

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